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“No Crabby Bitches Allowed” Funny Beach House Sign – Hand-Painted Decor

“No Crabby Bitches Allowed” Funny Beach House Sign – Hand-Painted Decor

Regular price $22.25 USD
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Add a splash of humor to your beach house, bar, or patio with this bold and cheeky “No Crabby Bitches Allowed” sign! Inspired by my love for coastal decor (and funny beach sayings), this sign is perfect for Tiki bars, crab shacks, or anyone who appreciates a little sass with their sand.

Each sign is hand-painted and sealed, complete with a jute hanger for easy display. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or a crab-loving friend, this fun piece is sure to bring laughs—and keep the bad vibes away!

Details:
• Hand-painted and sealed for indoor/outdoor use
• Stapled jute hanger attached for easy hanging
• Made to order – each sign is slightly unique
• Approximate size: [Insert dimensions if available]
• Great gift for beach house owners, crab lovers, or anyone with a good sense of humor
• Want a different color? Just message me! (Custom orders take 1–2 weeks)

🦀 Because every beach house needs a little laughter—and no crabby bitches. 😄

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